The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie (2008)

6.1 90 min Movie
Comedy

America's finest news source.

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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Cast

Len Cariou Len Cariou Norm Archer
Ken Takemoto Ken Takemoto Sensei
Steven Seagal Steven Seagal Cock Puncher
Larissa Laskin Larissa Laskin Dana Dobbs
Don McManus Don McManus Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton Michael Bolton Michael Bolton
Ahmed Ahmed Ahmed Ahmed Ahmed
Brendan Fletcher Brendan Fletcher White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim Daniel Dae Kim Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxter Meredith Baxter Cooking Show Chef
Jed Rees Jed Rees Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfield Rodney Dangerfield Rodney Dangerfield

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